冷笑话时间

一只母狗扑向人,从人的脚上咬下了一块肉迅速吞下,当这个人正要把它一脚踢开时,狗含着泪说:"你打吧!反正我肚里已经有了你的骨肉!"

老鼠:"我现在正在和蝙蝠谈恋爱,以后我的孩子就生活在空中,不怕你们猫了."猫冷笑一声,指着树上的猫头鹰说:"看见了没,她已经怀上我的孩子了!"

小蚊子哭着回家,妈妈问咋了,小蚊子说:"爸爸死了!"蚊子妈妈:"他没带你看演出?"小蚊子:"看了,观众一鼓掌,爸爸就没躲开......"

大象不小心踩了蚂蚁窝,蚂蚁纷纷涌出,爬到大象的身上.大象抖抖身子,蚂蚁纷纷掉落,剩下一只蚂蚁在大象脖子上,地下的蚂蚁齐声呐喊:"掐死它!掐死它!"

一只小狗爬上餐桌,向一只烧鸡蹭去.主人发现大怒:"你敢对那只烧鸡怎样,我就对你怎样."结果小狗舔了一下鸡屁股.主人当声晕倒.小藜乐道:"小样,看谁狠!""

为什么你要夹一支温度计在耳朵上?"实习医生问老医生说.老医生说:"完了!我一定又把钢笔插在病人的肛门里了!"

护士看到病人在病房喝酒,就走过去小声叮嘱说:"小心肝!"病人乐得说:"小宝贝!"

大嫂在公共汽车上看到一位男人掉了包烟在踏板上,于是对那男人说:同志,你烟掉了!男人大怒:你才阉掉了!

公交车上,站着的孕妇对身边的坐着的陌生的男子说:你不知道我怀孕了吗?男子很紧张地说:可孩子不是我的呀!

王太太怀了四胞胎,向李太太炫耀:"怀四胞胎很不容易,平均要6万次才会发生1例."李太太很惊讶:"那你还有空做家务吗?"

孩子问有关"遗传与环境"的问题.母亲道:这个问题很简单,如果孩子象父亲就是遗传;像邻居就是环境.

两个饺子结婚了，送走客人后新郎回到卧室，竟发现床上躺着一个肉丸子！...新郎大惊，忙问新娘在哪里？肉丸子害羞地说：讨厌，人家脱了衣服你就不认识了

今早大象被蛇咬了， 蛇钻进地洞里去了， 大象很郁闷，心想： 等到天黑，看你小样出来不！ 这时洞里钻出一条蚯蚓， 大象恍一脚踩住它的脖子说： “ 你爹呢？”

猫因生活所迫在狐狸开的夜来香发廊做台 一日老鼠来到发廊点名要将猫包夜， 猫誓死不从，老鼠大怒道: “当初追老子追的死去活来 现在送上门还假正经!

In School

~Fast Post~

No more IT2203 lecture on wednesday means that this day is an official off day from school. Haha. Although today is the last day but I still did not when for the lecture but I did come to school. Did all the assignment that is suppose to be done.

IT2155 Prototype Done
IT2116 IIF Done
IT2203 Practical Done Pract 1, 3, 4
IT2293 SRS Not Yet Done

This means that I still got alot not yet done yet and it is quite a important lot. Now having headache, so going to blog finish and go back home or walk around CP. Hehe. I think I going to the library, very long never read books already very uncomfortable. Anyone wants to join me? I think I will reach in an hours time. Hehe. Later at night I will be blogging the pictures for the 2C BBQ. Lets hope that when I reach home I will have the mood. Hehe. That's all folks!

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving to all! Although I don't know when is the actual date but I think it is reaching soon since turkey is going out on sale and website is talking about thanksgiving gifts and wishes.

Actually I wanted to post this post as a photo post for the 24th November 2007 BBQ gathering but than jt when to kelong and haven send sy the photos yet so I going to post about other things.

Firstly, congratulations to Singapore for being the United Nations Development Programme's Human Development Report 2006 25th out of 175 countries! Wow, didn't know that Singapore can get such high level of standard do you? I got the shock of my life too. We actually are above South Korea which to me really have a high standard of living. Their life is just so peaceful and smooth whereas ours are like so stressful and rush all the time.

Secondly, I saw this website on Yahoo that shows the stupidest thing you can give someone for christmas. This website, Stupid.com, is just hilarious! The egg seperator is just unique for all I can say. Than I saw this less stupid thing in one of the links and thought that it is really cute for someone like me who do not like to take care of things although I like to keep it. It is the Nursery Pets it is just so cute and suitable for me. I put it on my table until it runs out of battery, so good and it only cause $5.99 although it did not say which currency but even if it is in US dollars it is only $8.70 so it is so cheap and worth it. Haha.

Lastly, to help xy get more people to her blog I need to post something about it for you people who are looking now to just go and click click click on her blog. She got ads on her blog that you can click on so that she can have more unique IP add on her database everyone just do your own little part to help her. Hahaha. And no I am not taking any commission like the tuition introduction it is really on my part I want to write this down. Best if you all can click on the nuffnang ads. I did something like that in the past, I actually emailed the person and enquire about it but somehow the people I get is always those that have to pay before hand so I just stop it right away. Since you know, internet is a netty place full of webs. Haha. Love this! So I hope everyone will try to go in although I know not much people come here at all. Sobsob.

Birthday Gifts

Hehe... Update on my this post. Additional gifts I found around my room.

These necklace is from Poly and Sec friends. The 2 sticks is from Pri friends, Yolander, KaiQing and Wendy Koh.
This is a random present from Joo Ting. My birthdate is on it.
All these cards is from one person which is Ang ShuYi. Haha. Give me most card person. All the festival also will give.

You see the previous post I posted the picture is one of my birthday gifts and suddenly I want to post all my birthday gifts that I have recieved. Anyone saw theirs here? Haha. Thanks for it all!

Dog from Various people from ShuYi, JooTing, Wendy, Calvin, JunGang, YongHui, etc.
I really have no idea who this is from but its last year.
Notebook from Alicia and XinYing. KeyChain from Jade, Wei Ting and Peh Chee.
Stars with words written in it by ShuYi, I really don't have the patience to read all but read some and got some idea.
Bag from Alicia, XinYing, Wei Ting and Peh Chee. Always forget that I got this bag to use.
Photo frame really very hard to remember who gave it to me but this is from Wendy Lee. Hehe.
Gift from YuQi when she went for the school trip, I think. Maybe its another trip.
This I really really have no idea from where. Maybe it is gift or not but it is inside my gift box so it should be.
Mama bear and Baby bear from Wendy.
This should be from JooTing after I gave her that cow with little cows sticking on its nipples. Hehe.

Pen Holder from Joo Ting, it is still very shiny.
Bottled Aquarime from Kai Ning
My Board handmade by Joo Ting and Wendy.
Furry photo frame like from ______,sorry I really forget already.
I know this is from ShuYi, my first present in Sec Sch too.

This is Mr Tay's return present for giving him a Teacher's Day present. Where can you find another teacher like him!
3 Bottles of green bottles filled with seeds, cranes and a message ~ JooTing
Windchime photo frame by who? ~ JooTing (Sorry!) I have alot of keychains with my name on it ~ Assorted from ShuYi and YuQi
White baby seal from YuQi, now no longer white. Wahaha...
This is my favourite! Christmas present from YuQi, really very soft and cuddly.
Also from YuQi, piggy for nocturnal pig!
Another holiday gift, from Puay from Thailand.
Going mouldy biscuits from Fiona, don't worry I threw it away and kept the box.
This is from part of the Six Monkeys ~ Adeline and Chay Ting

P.S. Really sorry if I remembered wrongly who gave me who... If so, please leave a comment to me.

More Time

Oh man! I really need more time. Somehow, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week is just not enough for people nowadays or should I say "Why do we need to sleep and rest for sometime in the 24 hours, wasting our time. Can't we have a plug somewhere to recharge our battery or just take in soler energy from the sun?!" Haha. Go back to school after the 1 week break and so messy, don't know what to do, what test coming, what project need to be done! I really very confused right now. I want more time to sort out my life! I want more time! I want more time! I want more time! I want more time! Well, at least software engineering finished at last and sent to teacher's Q:/ drive, now left back the IT2203 and IT2293. Plus my laptop the Microsoft Office expire already so cannot do at home somemore. Anyone got Microsoft Office can lend me? I really need it. So many things I need, I need time, need this, need that. Headache ar!

P.S. Who still remember the dog?

Headache Again

Argh! Still got software engineering to do and now I am having a headache! I really want to go knock the wall now! Well, something to be 得意 about is that as I said in my previous post! She really went berserk when she realised what happen during work. Haha. This is what I call sinister enjoyment. I really don't care at all, this is just something to anger you and for getting jobs for me, so what you going to do about it?! Sorry if others read these but I just have to get it out of my system, it is just too poisoning. So I guess I won't be going back there anymore. I will never have any regrets, I just have this kick out of it. No need to call me sick, I am the way I am.

P.S. Sorry to readers I just don't want to change these facts so commenting on this post is not allowed.

Havin' Headache

Ok! I going to fast fast type than fast fast sleep! Now having a headache liao... Just came back from work at the Finger Works. Ok, not very tiring but the pay is really very the little. The person there ask me if I want to learn how to be a manicurist. No pay but at least I learnt something right? I am also not sure whether I want to be cause no one accompany me. Well, today also went to eat steamboat at Bugis. Very filling. Got may toenails painted by there the people, really nice but don't know how to compliment. The people there also mainly NYP students, nurses and IT like me but Year 1 though. Still deciding whether to learn, if going maybe will pull someone to go with me. But doing a payless job how many people will want?!

Finger Works

Got a new job for a day at a nail salon. The boss is my mother's secondary school mate from Saint Anthony's Convent. So long ago! 1978 graduate I think. Haha. Well, only going to be there to be a runner, but the boss there ask me whether I want to continue learning from her to make nails though it is almost a not paying job. However, it is she teach you to do the nails right? So you are not paying her already got to 偷笑. Still deciding whether to learn to make the nails from her, cause it is a Circular Rd there, not very near or far but all around is pubs and all those, not really my kind of place. So anyone wants to help vote? Should I continue? Just leave a comment for me. Thanks.

P.S. Today's Sakae Sushi at Compass Point was really very filling!

Mirai Shida

Nowdays have been watching shows by this Japanese 14 year old girl, Mirai Shida. Her acting is quite good actually! Haha. A few of her shows are The Queen's Classroom, really touching, my tears just keep falling like there is no tomorrow! Next is 14Sai No Haha about a 14 year old girl who got pregnant and decide to keep the baby. Her little brother is really cute, like he said "If she killed someone I will call her "IDIOT" but now she is making a new life so what can I say to her?", it is really mind probing right? What do you think? Lastly There is this Tantei Gakuen Q about a detective academy that well evolves around underage student and how friendship, hatred and trust can make you and destroy you. All these shows are really very nice!

P.S If you don't want to sign up for crunchyroll just to watch the shows you all can use my account: Username and Password is the same, just my previous hp number. (If you can't remember than sms I will tell you)

Malacca Pictures

After so many days blogger lets me upload my photos at last! Haha.

This is the spiral staircase that I have to climb everday!Quite an antique look right?
Me at St Paul's Church
Train Model on display near St Paul's
I just love this grafitti! Why can't we find something like this in Singapore?

So sorry but that is about all cause i didn't bring my camera out and on the first day the mood is just not right for photo taking so it is only these pathetic few.

I'm Back

Missed alot of days of posting! Just came back from Malacca 3D2N trip, stayed at my mother's company bangalow quite a good place! On the first day, I slept at about 4a.m and still need to wake up at 6a.m, really not enough sleep just on the first day. Luckily there is the many hours of bus rides that everyone always takes when they want to go to Malaysia, so my hours of sleep is replenished there and then. Oh ya, forget to say that this trip also went with my Uncle and Auntie, which is my mother's foster sister. When we reached there first thing is to clean up and off we went again, we went to the malls there like the Mahkota Parade and the Melaka Mall. I think that the place there is actually quite a good place for gatherings too, you won't get too lost in it and the Holiday Inn just opened there too. So if anyone interested please tell me, I want to go again too, without aany adults around. Going with friends are always better. Second day is the same, also went to the malls but what is different is that me and my brother can go back to the room without anyone else, so I can watch my tv without anyone disturbing me since he sooo busy playing with his PSP. Oh ya, just loved the channels there, so many different channels although the shows are abit old but still it is entertainment. On the last day, took the train back from Tampin, really long train ride too but the custom are also more lax. No need to alight to check passport at the Malaysia custom only the Singapore customs need to alight but than you can choose to sit back the train to Tanjong Pagar or just go back on your own from Woodlands. Well, took a few photos there too, really very few cause no mood to enjoy, like I said going with friends are better. There is problem uploading the photos from my handphone to the laptop and from the laptop to blogger, so I think I will upload them tomorrow, all in one post.

Luck

Luck I think is actually a really important thing for us mere humans to have. When we are down and out and tried all that we can, we need it to brighten up our day, even if it is just to found a cents on the ground, or got complimented by someone who rarely does that. It really will brighten up our life. Since everyone is saying that 人生如戏，戏如人生 I think that what our life may become should be predictable like shows nowadays. All coming to the end, all ending in the same way. The following links are examples of luck reaching people who just need something to help them and to learn something in life;

4.38-carat diamond found

9 year old find mommoth tooth

Artist

Today actually wanted to go to my father's place but than someone lied to me to say that going to visit my maternal grandmother BUT never go at all. So this is how you treat your daughter! Just lie to her about something like this, JUST LIE! Don't want to talk about it already, went to the Bukit Timah' NTUC Finest, really fine actually but not as big as NTUC Xtra'. Went there and saw square watermelon although not first time seeing them but still I took a photo. Hehe. For those who can't see the words on the paper above, it says;

Taiwan (Green)

Square Watermelon

For Display Only Not For Consume

$68

Haha. So funny! Oh ya! was surfing the net just now and came across this website that belongs to this artist who well just made paintings out of just about anything, it is amazing looking at his paintings. There are paintings made out of transparencies, bibles and stickmans etc. To visit his website just click here, I assure you that it is really interesting.

What Kin(d)

Weekends are suppose to be 2 days of rest and relax! It is suppose to be 2 days of free of nuisance from anyone you don't want to see, hear or smell. So why can't my these 2 days be what it suppose to be? Why when I wake up I am still where I am and not somewhere else. Noone is suppose to have such kin(d) that I am suppose to have but still I want to know does these kin(d) befall upon me? Why do I not have others? Why understanding is so hard to be given or recieved? Just tell me why and I may be appease. So, ASY you want me to blog and I blog here already, happy now? Argh!!!

Bet On It?

今天又怯场了！

突然要上台演讲实在是太不舒服了，而且那房间又是那么的冷要想要把我们给冻死似的。

雪君 和 芯莹 今天跟我讲他们在赌的事，就是在这个月内要交到一个男朋友。我跟你们讲如果只是说说罢了，就算了就当作我没有说过这件事。但是还要请吃饭呢，我看我还是准备花钱了吧！哈哈！真的不知道如何是好。